CANT BOWL WONT BOWL - SEASON RECORD 1999-00

Ln -1- -2- -3- Ser. Pos
16 OCT 10 A CLOSE SHAVE L 13 - 37 656 752 729 2137 12
23 OCT 9 THE RESOLUTES L 6 - 44 686 732 743 2161 12
30 OCT 3 4 BOWLERS OF THE APOCOLYPSE W 28 - 22 737 777 686 2200 12
06 NOV 4 THE UNTOUCH-A-BALLS L 14 - 36 674 686 747 2107 12
13 NOV 1 BORIS L 15 - 35 772 666 755 2193 12
20 NOV 9 GREASY BEAU-LOCKS L 7 - 43 712 707 679 2098 13
27 NOV 8 NOTINPOLEPOSITIONLONGENOUGH L 18 - 32 718 748 775 2241 13
04 DEC 4 FRANKS DENTIST L 16 - 34 653 730 783 2166 13
11 DEC 12 COCKY COCKERS W 28 - 22 728 716 840 2284 13
08 JAN 8 LANE RANGERS L 8 - 42 672 742 724 2138 13
15 JAN 5 XTREME ALLEY CATS W 30 - 14 707 720 819 2246 13
22 JAN 5 EDDIE LLAMAS L 4 - 46 728 751 746 2225 13
05 FEB 11 A CLOSE SHAVE L 14 - 36 751 689 793 2233 13
12 FEB 4 THE RESOLUTES W 35 - 15 743 801 737 2281 13
19 FEB 10 4 BOWLERS OF THE APOCOLYPSE W 30 - 16 762 796 753 2311 13
26 FEB 7 THE UNTOUCH-A-BALLS W 36 - 14 759 780 692 2231 12
05 MAR 4 BORIS L 7 - 43 697 662 778 2137 12
12 MAR 12 GREASY BEAU-LOCKS L 8 - 42 650 737 753 2140 13
19 MAR 9 NOTINPOLEPOSITIONLONGENOUGH L 12 - 38 724 784 672 2180 13
26 MAR 9 FRANKS DENTIST L 16 - 34 664 660 776 2100 13
02 APR 1 COCKY COCKERS L 18 - 28 749 701 706 2156 12
09 APR 3 LANE RANGERS W 26 - 24 767 691 721 2179 12
16 APR 8 XTREME ALLEY CATS L 18 - 32 804 697 719 2220 12
23 APR 8 EDDIE LLAMAS L 12 - 38 753 709 679 2141 12
30 APR 12 COCKY COCKERS W 30 - 14 755 694 736 2185 12
Player List: MALCOLM ARCHER, GEOFF BLOWS, HEATHER BOOTY, ANDY BUTT, MARK CALVERT, ALAN LEE, COLIN NEWTON, PAUL PALMER, COLIN A SMITH, PAUL TABER, STEVE WITHERS,
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MALCOLM ARCHER - Previous Seasons
Season Team Ave Pins Pld HiG LoG HiS % pts
1998-99 ALLEY OOPS 124 2618 21 158 89 433 28.57
1999-00 CANT BOWL WONT BOWL 121 5092 42 189 87 413 36.61
2000-01 ALLEY OOPS 133 4015 30 179 109 464 60.00
2001-02 COULDNT SPARE LESS 143 5579 39 212 104 497 58.65
2002 COULDNT SPARE LESS 133 803 6 149 114 419 37.50
2002-03 COULDN`T SPARE LESS 140 5901 42 199 87 482 41.07
2003 COULDN`T SPARE LESS 147 443 3 164 122 443 50.00
2003-04 COULDNT SPARE LESS 150 5851 39 231 114 529 48.08
2008-09 COULDN`T SPARE LESS 143 4290 30 179 111 482 57.50
2009-10 COULDN`T SPARE LESS 146 4824 33 190 96 482 65.91
2010-11 I CANT BELIEVE ITS NOT GUTTER 145 5678 39 210 106 483 57.69
2011-12 I CANT BELIEVE ITS NOT GUTTER 147 5311 36 202 113 533 58.33
MALCOLM ARCHER - Season 1999-00
Date -1- -2- -3- Tot Ave LoG HiG HiS Opponent Result %Pts
16 OCT 106 111 129 346 115 106 129 346 MARK THOMPSON L 2 - 6 25.00
23 OCT 101 133 116 350 116 101 133 350 JO COLLIS L 2 - 6 25.00
06 NOV 97 119 138 354 116 97 138 354 CLIVE MERRETT L 2 - 6 25.00
13 NOV 135 125 133 393 120 393 PETER LEWINGTON W 6 - 2 37.50
04 DEC 103 168 124 395 122 168 395 CHRIS PERRY L 0 - 8 30.00
08 JAN 114 102 146 362 122 JULIAN AMBROSE L 2 - 6 29.17
15 JAN 109 107 150 366 122 JO McPHERSON D 4 - 4 32.14
05 FEB 123 101 189 413 124 189 413 DAVE BOLLANS D 4 - 4 34.38
19 FEB 119 170 117 406 125 W 4 - 0 36.11
05 MAR 92 92 149 333 123 92 M CAMPBELL-CARR L 3 - 5 36.25
12 MAR 87 120 111 318 122 87 DAVE CRISP L 2 - 6 35.23
26 MAR 126 115 96 337 121 CHRIS PERRY D 4 - 4 36.46
16 APR 116 96 122 334 120 SUE ANDERSON L 0 - 8 33.65
30 APR 149 98 138 385 121 HELEN BERRY W 6 - 2 36.61
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GEOFF BLOWS - Previous Seasons
Season Team Ave Pins Pld HiG LoG HiS % pts
1999-00 CANT BOWL WONT BOWL 105 4747 45 154 72 364 36.67
2000 SILLY NAME FOR A FRUIT 116 2089 18 153 86 427 33.33
2000-01 NOTHING TO SPARE 115 5894 51 171 76 430 43.38
GEOFF BLOWS - Season 1999-00
Date -1- -2- -3- Tot Ave LoG HiG HiS Opponent Result %Pts
23 OCT 99 116 149 364 121 99 149 364 SIMON KING L 0 - 8 0.00
06 NOV 88 94 110 292 109 88 BARRY THREADGOLD L 0 - 8 0.00
20 NOV 110 84 82 276 103 82 CHRIS WEBB L 0 - 8 0.00
27 NOV 92 94 110 296 102 JIM DELLOW L 0 - 8 0.00
11 DEC 100 101 154 355 105 154 MIKE COCHRANE D 4 - 4 10.00
22 JAN 90 132 74 296 104 74 MARK ROSE L 0 - 8 8.33
05 FEB 116 92 87 295 103 MARK DALEY D 4 - 4 14.29
12 FEB 106 121 114 341 104 SIMON KING W 6 - 2 21.88
19 FEB 131 111 120 362 106 TERRY KIRK W 8 - 0 30.56
26 FEB 75 73 73 221 103 73 JON RAPP L 0 - 8 27.50
19 MAR 144 124 72 340 104 72 JIM DELLOW L 0 - 8 25.00
26 MAR 78 103 153 334 104 NEIL CAVE W 6 - 2 29.17
02 APR 94 92 105 291 104 HELEN BERRY L 2 - 6 28.85
09 APR 123 97 125 345 104 SEAN GOUGH W 8 - 0 33.93
23 APR 133 111 95 339 105 PETER PARKINSON W 6 - 2 36.67
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HEATHER BOOTY - Previous Seasons
Season Team Ave Pins Pld HiG LoG HiS % pts
1998-99 WREAK THOU BALLS 76 1374 18 95 55 249 37.50
1999 PYJAMAGEDDON 81 1223 15 112 51 299 55.00
1999-00 CANT BOWL WONT BOWL 76 460 6 92 63 249 12.50
HEATHER BOOTY - Season 1999-00
Date -1- -2- -3- Tot Ave LoG HiG HiS Opponent Result %Pts
23 OCT 67 90 92 249 83 67 92 249 GARY SHIMMEN L 0 - 8 0.00
06 NOV 70 63 78 211 76 63 STEPHANIE LANGLEY L 2 - 6 12.50
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ANDY BUTT - Previous Seasons
Season Team Ave Pins Pld HiG LoG HiS % pts
1990-91 GECKO BLASTERS 109 1647 15 142 74 362 35.00
1992-93 PROUD TO BE COMFORTABLY NUMB 120 1442 12 180 97 420 59.38
1993-94 ONE LUMP OR TWO 123 1485 12 157 96 401 31.25
1994-95 LOOK AND FEEL 127 2678 21 162 91 419 48.21
1998-99 WREAK THOU BALLS 132 2781 21 185 90 436 53.57
1999-00 CANT BOWL WONT BOWL 121 363 3 145 100 363 25.00
ANDY BUTT - Season 1999-00
Date -1- -2- -3- Tot Ave LoG HiG HiS Opponent Result %Pts
15 JAN 118 100 145 363 121 100 145 363 W 2 - 0 25.00
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MARK CALVERT - Previous Seasons
Season Team Ave Pins Pld HiG LoG HiS % pts
1999 PYJAMAGEDDON 113 1025 9 139 99 366 25.00
1999-00 CANT BOWL WONT BOWL 96 289 3 106 85 289 0.00
2000 WWW.BOWLING.COM/UK 120 1802 15 163 85 410 55.00
MARK CALVERT - Season 1999-00
Date -1- -2- -3- Tot Ave LoG HiG HiS Opponent Result %Pts
30 OCT 98 106 85 289 96 85 106 289 HEATHER CORRIGAN L 0 - 8 0.00
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ALAN LEE - Previous Seasons
Season Team Ave Pins Pld HiG LoG HiS % pts
1988-89 DE LBALLS 101 3660 36 139 66 365 43.75
1989-90 NEWT N LIZARDS 105 5688 54 136 72 347 34.72
1990-91 GECKO BLASTERS 101 5489 54 145 67 351 39.58
1991-92 COMFORTABLY NUMB 89 803 9 122 68 283 25.00
1992-93 PROUD TO BE COMFORTABLY NUMB 106 5417 51 155 66 377 50.00
1993-94 ONE LUMP OR TWO 111 5335 48 156 81 418 48.44
1994-95 LOOK AND FEEL 107 4847 45 150 78 357 35.00
1997-01 FUZZYS TEAM 112 3386 30 165 71 372 50.00
1997-02 LEAP IN THE DARK 112 2026 18 147 91 365 50.00
1998-01 ANOTHER LEAP IN THE DARK 110 2654 24 159 83 369 50.00
1998-02 DARK LLAMAS 107 967 9 139 89 347 58.33
1998-99 WREAK THOU BALLS 105 5688 54 160 73 374 34.03
1999 PYJAMAGEDDON 110 1652 15 137 84 391 45.00
1999-00 CANT BOWL WONT BOWL 110 5986 54 162 79 408 43.06
2000 WWW.BOWLING.COM/UK 111 1675 15 149 80 413 60.00
2000-01 WWW.BOWLING.COM/UK 111 6328 57 157 81 377 52.63
ALAN LEE - Season 1999-00
Date -1- -2- -3- Tot Ave LoG HiG HiS Opponent Result %Pts
23 OCT 129 103 96 328 109 96 129 328 MATT SEARLE D 4 - 4 50.00
30 OCT 92 128 99 319 107 92 KEVIN FEASEY W 6 - 2 62.50
06 NOV 129 120 131 380 114 131 380 PETER MOUNTIFIELD W 6 - 2 66.67
13 NOV 125 85 117 327 112 85 KEVIN WHITE L 0 - 8 50.00
04 DEC 97 104 114 315 111 SEAN BUCKLEY W 6 - 2 55.00
11 DEC 115 97 86 298 109 HELEN BERRY L 2 - 6 50.00
08 JAN 91 79 122 292 107 79 PAUL BRANDRETH L 2 - 6 46.43
15 JAN 108 133 122 363 109 133 LIZ COLEMAN W 6 - 2 50.00
05 FEB 103 102 127 332 109 MARK THOMPSON L 0 - 8 44.44
19 FEB 121 106 116 343 109 CARL HURLEY D 4 - 4 45.00
26 FEB 140 157 111 408 112 157 408 STEPHANIE LANGLEY W 8 - 0 50.00
05 MAR 110 106 121 337 112 STEVE HENDERSON L 2 - 6 47.92
19 MAR 105 162 97 364 112 162 GRANT WOOLWAY W 6 - 2 50.00
26 MAR 103 96 105 304 112 DEBBIE BIRKS L 0 - 8 46.43
09 APR 115 99 122 336 112 PAUL BRANDRETH L 2 - 6 45.00
16 APR 112 87 106 305 111 CHRISTINE ROBINSON L 2 - 6 43.75
23 APR 84 98 99 281 110 LARRY FROST L 0 - 8 41.18
30 APR 142 82 130 354 110 MIKE COCHRANE W 6 - 2 43.06
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COLIN NEWTON - Previous Seasons
Season Team Ave Pins Pld HiG LoG HiS % pts
1987-88 SCRAPING THE BARREL 98 3858 39 141 57 359 30.77
1988-89 SCRAPING THE BARREL 107 4508 42 153 77 379 50.00
1989-90 NEWT N LIZARDS 117 5290 45 169 71 424 51.67
1990-91 GECKO BLASTERS 118 6761 57 167 84 407 37.50
1991-92 COMFORTABLY NUMB 123 4082 33 176 92 463 50.00
1992-93 PROUD TO BE COMFORTABLY NUMB 117 5663 48 152 80 396 42.19
1993-94 ONE LUMP OR TWO 121 6174 51 160 92 430 38.24
1994-95 LOOK AND FEEL 127 5365 42 213 91 546 39.29
1997-01 FUZZYS TEAM 110 1663 15 146 94 372 55.00
1997-02 LEAP IN THE DARK 127 2160 17 161 90 426 60.87
1998-01 ANOTHER LEAP IN THE DARK 114 2414 21 137 87 370 46.43
1998-02 DARK LLAMAS 127 1914 15 171 104 411 35.00
1998-99 WREAK THOU BALLS 124 5964 48 173 86 413 50.00
1999 PYJAMAGEDDON 127 1529 12 176 77 435 59.38
1999-00 CANT BOWL WONT BOWL 120 6496 54 168 76 416 36.81
2000 WWW.BOWLING.COM/UK 117 1404 12 143 85 400 31.25
2000-01 WWW.BOWLING.COM/UK 119 3578 30 152 82 409 40.00
COLIN NEWTON - Season 1999-00
Date -1- -2- -3- Tot Ave LoG HiG HiS Opponent Result %Pts
16 OCT 112 147 107 366 122 107 147 366 RITA THOMPSON L 0 - 8 0.00
13 NOV 122 93 103 318 114 93 STEVE HENDERSON L 0 - 8 0.00
20 NOV 117 102 105 324 112 MATT WEBB L 0 - 8 0.00
27 NOV 94 143 134 371 114 371 STEVE MORGAN W 6 - 2 18.75
04 DEC 96 92 152 340 114 92 152 DEBBIE BIRKS L 2 - 6 20.00
11 DEC 94 115 168 377 116 168 377 HOWARD WILLIAMS W 6 - 2 29.17
15 JAN 115 123 145 383 118 383 GERRY SMITH W 8 - 0 39.29
22 JAN 118 129 125 372 118 MARC CHAWNER L 1 - 7 35.94
12 FEB 118 164 134 416 121 416 STUART FOWLER L 2 - 6 34.72
19 FEB 120 138 129 387 121 MIKE MICKLEBURGH L 0 - 8 31.25
26 FEB 166 128 117 411 123 CLIVE MERRETT W 8 - 0 37.50
05 MAR 117 109 108 334 122 PETER LEWINGTON L 2 - 6 36.46
12 MAR 122 121 140 383 122 MATT WEBB D 4 - 4 37.50
26 MAR 87 76 152 315 121 76 SEAN BUCKLEY L 2 - 6 36.61
02 APR 134 119 94 347 120 W 4 - 0 37.50
09 APR 108 108 106 322 120 NEIL BISHOP L 2 - 6 36.72
16 APR 158 116 106 380 120 ALAN DRABWELL W 6 - 2 38.97
23 APR 123 111 116 350 120 MARC CHAWNER L 0 - 8 36.81
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PAUL PALMER - Previous Seasons
Season Team Ave Pins Pld HiG LoG HiS % pts
1998-01 ANOTHER LEAP IN THE DARK 91 1912 21 120 60 345 41.07
1998-02 DARK LLAMAS 95 1432 15 127 66 323 22.50
1998-99 WREAK THOU BALLS 101 4859 48 137 73 363 46.88
1999 PYJAMAGEDDON 102 1232 12 126 83 325 21.88
1999-00 CANT BOWL WONT BOWL 108 4235 39 140 76 348 38.46
2000 SILLY NAME FOR A FRUIT 111 2008 18 158 74 377 33.33
2000-01 NOTHING TO SPARE 118 6421 54 167 88 432 65.28
2003-04 S.O.S. 126 4941 39 160 82 430 42.31
2004 DYNAMO CHICKEN KIEVS 123 1847 15 168 92 405 30.00
PAUL PALMER - Season 1999-00
Date -1- -2- -3- Tot Ave LoG HiG HiS Opponent Result %Pts
16 OCT 83 128 101 312 104 83 128 312 MARK DALEY L 2 - 6 25.00
30 OCT 137 120 91 348 110 137 348 MARK LARTER W 6 - 2 50.00
20 NOV 98 128 120 346 111 ANDY BEANGE W 5 - 3 54.17
04 DEC 84 93 120 297 108 NEIL CAVE D 4 - 4 53.13
08 JAN 94 130 90 314 107 NEIL BISHOP L 0 - 8 42.50
22 JAN 86 119 124 329 108 LARRY FROST L 0 - 8 35.42
12 FEB 121 114 110 345 109 GARY SHIMMEN W 7 - 1 42.86
26 FEB 96 140 109 345 109 140 BARRY THREADGOLD W 6 - 2 46.88
05 MAR 115 92 137 344 110 KEVIN WHITE L 0 - 8 41.67
19 MAR 77 113 101 291 109 77 PETE CHARLES L 0 - 8 37.50
02 APR 124 110 102 336 109 MARTIN FILE W 6 - 2 40.91
23 APR 130 106 86 322 109 MARK ROSE L 2 - 6 39.58
30 APR 76 136 94 306 108 76 W 2 - 0 38.46
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COLIN A SMITH - Previous Seasons
Season Team Ave Pins Pld HiG LoG HiS % pts
1986-87 STRIKING 69ERS 100 1814 18 134 70 350
1987-88 FOUR WAY SPLIT 131 2762 21 175 106 438 51.79
1989-90 RODNEYS GOT NO BEAUX-LOCKS 128 4614 36 178 80 462 55.21
1990-91 ALLEY-OOPS 133 5199 39 173 106 440 52.88
1991-92 HOOK (LINE & TINKERBELL) 132 4759 36 171 91 486 46.88
1992-93 GULLYBALLS RETURN 125 2262 18 176 92 412 54.17
1994-95 OUR HOVERCRAFTS FULL OEELS 131 4749 36 235 82 529 37.50
1997-01 FUZZYS TEAM 121 2547 21 181 94 391 42.86
1997-02 LEAP IN THE DARK 127 1914 15 150 96 412 50.00
1998-02 DARK LLAMAS 134 2419 18 176 104 443 62.50
1998-99 WREAK THOU BALLS 120 3253 27 156 95 399 41.67
1999-00 CANT BOWL WONT BOWL 125 750 6 157 91 418 37.50
COLIN A SMITH - Season 1999-00
Date -1- -2- -3- Tot Ave LoG HiG HiS Opponent Result %Pts
12 MAR 91 127 114 332 110 91 127 332 CHRIS WEBB L 0 - 8 0.00
16 APR 157 137 124 418 125 157 418 LIZ COLEMAN W 6 - 2 37.50
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PAUL TABER - Previous Seasons
Season Team Ave Pins Pld HiG LoG HiS % pts
1999-00 CANT BOWL WONT BOWL 95 1150 12 123 69 327 43.75
PAUL TABER - Season 1999-00
Date -1- -2- -3- Tot Ave LoG HiG HiS Opponent Result %Pts
20 NOV 84 90 69 243 81 69 90 243 SIMON WERMIG L 2 - 6 25.00
27 NOV 83 83 106 272 85 106 272 GRANT WOOLWAY D 4 - 4 37.50
11 DEC 110 94 123 327 93 123 327 HOLLY GAISFORD W 6 - 2 50.00
05 FEB 114 99 95 308 95 RITA THOMPSON L 2 - 6 43.75
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STEVE WITHERS - Previous Seasons
Season Team Ave Pins Pld HiG LoG HiS % pts
1998-01 ANOTHER LEAP IN THE DARK 105 2527 24 159 71 361 34.38
1998-02 DARK LLAMAS 110 1656 15 145 87 346 25.00
1998-99 WREAK THOU BALLS 115 5194 45 167 86 398 28.33
1999 PYJAMAGEDDON 105 634 6 125 93 330 25.00
1999-00 CANT BOWL WONT BOWL 119 4299 36 161 91 394 42.71
2000 SILLY NAME FOR A FRUIT 120 2888 24 192 89 428 59.38
2000-01 NOTHING TO SPARE 117 2822 24 162 73 413 40.63
STEVE WITHERS - Season 1999-00
Date -1- -2- -3- Tot Ave LoG HiG HiS Opponent Result %Pts
16 OCT 91 102 128 321 107 91 128 321 BERNIE BAVIN W 5 - 3 62.50
30 OCT 123 136 124 383 117 136 383 DAVE LONGBOTTOM W 6 - 2 68.75
13 NOV 129 102 141 372 119 141 M CAMPBELL-CARR W 5 - 3 66.67
27 NOV 143 122 119 384 121 143 384 MARK BALCOMBE D 4 - 4 62.50
08 JAN 103 161 96 360 121 161 JOE PARSAD D 4 - 4 60.00
22 JAN 156 93 145 394 123 394 GEOFF STANFORD L 3 - 5 56.25
12 FEB 122 126 103 351 122 JO COLLIS W 6 - 2 58.93
12 MAR 101 120 139 360 121 SIMON WERMIG L 2 - 6 54.69
19 MAR 116 103 120 339 120 MARTIN SANDERSON L 2 - 6 51.39
02 APR 122 105 130 357 120 JODI BRACKMAN L 2 - 6 48.75
09 APR 147 113 94 354 120 RICHARD BULL L 0 - 8 44.32
30 APR 116 106 102 324 119 JON ATTERSLEY L 2 - 6 42.71
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